I had Fox News Channel on at noon today as the newsreader was panting about the “stock market plummeting.”
They had the split-screen running; one on the goober, the other on the big board.
As the boob spoke his breathless horror story the Dow Jones average was steadily working it’s way back up.
Why don’t you guys wait ’til 4:30 and then tell me what happened. You wouldn’t look quite so … dumb.